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When a scumbag landlord lights up his own building for the insurance cash, the tenants get more than a fire—they get a psycho arsonist with a flamethrower and a hard-on for destruction. Enter a washed-up firefighter in a “MAKING BUCKS ZERO FUCKS” hoodie, dodging fireballs, saving MILFs, and chucking babies to safety like it’s no big deal. He’s not here to be a hero; he’s here to get paid, maybe score with a few desperate dames, and make it out alive. It’s sleazy, greasy, and hotter than hell—welcome to the 70s.
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As a firefighter with 20 years on the job, let me tell you, MILFs in a fire don’t look like that. The perfectly tousled hair? The sweat glistening in all the right places? Yeah, no. 1/5 Stars - Absolute Garbage - Larry Schwaynerchuck
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